There's irony in announcing Scarlett's wifey qualifications, seeing as she just recently filed for divorce from Ryan Reynolds. But her phenomenal attributes don't disappear just because he failed to make it work (or, more likely, realized he would be insane to limit himself to just one woman—ridiculously hot though she may be—at the pinnacle of his career). On the contrary, I think those of us not annually named to People's 50 Most Beautiful list would play a game of Russian Roulette with an Uzi for the chance at spending some quality time with Miss Johansson's attributes.
And now she's the new face of Moët & Chandon, which only inflates her stock higher. After all, if you have to be wifed-up at a party, who better with than a gorgeous chick who can get a free case of the best bubbly with a mere phone call?
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