Thursday, October 31, 2013

She Got Game

I've always been kind of "meh" on the topic of Flip Cup. Beer pong? I'm game, 24-7. Card games? Shuffle up and deal, bitches. But Flip Cup... Sometimes I'm tuned up on a healthy diet of beer and shots, and when Flip Cup starts, I'm in. Other times, I chuck the deuce and find something more interesting.

But, if—IF—the twerking element becomes a Flip Cup mainstay, I'm in. All in. Let's flip it up.

(FYI: If you're one of the ladies from these gifs, or you think you can top them, find my email address pronto.)

Tuesday, October 22, 2013

Toddy'd Hotty

The brunette that dominates this video is the sound my heart makes. She's going to make some poor guy completely miserable one of these days. It would probably be me if I wasn't deeply averse to being lynched, and therefore unwilling to travel into Mississippi.

Friday, October 18, 2013

Forget Me Not

All I'm going to say is...I recognize these women. I see them every time at the bar. Sometimes they're in my own crew.

That's all I'm saying.

Wednesday, October 9, 2013

The Art of War

Actually, step #1 in this list should be "Graduate from Washington & Jefferson College." But the rest of these tips are cool, too. I mean, they only come from a $50,000 World Series of Beer Pong champion, and not from someone who won the rights to the nickname "The King Kong of Beer Pong." But, you know, whatevs...

Tuesday, October 8, 2013

Cruel World

Here's something we can all relate to. "How the World Looks with a Hangover," courtesy of College Humor. The only thing missing is a bottle of Gatorade looking like a defibrillator.

Friday, October 4, 2013

Happy National Vodka Day!

I don't know who decided October 4th should be National Vodka Day, and I don't know how they went about deciding it. But I love them for their forward thinking and vision. Obviously, I'll be celebrating in the traditional manner later tonight (I'm assuming tradition is killing a bottle of Ketel One and then drunk-dialing ex-girlfriends).

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