Showing posts with label comedy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label comedy. Show all posts

Thursday, March 27, 2014

Wifey Material: Lauren Bishop


Meet Lauren. Lauren is beautiful. Lauren is a drinker. Lauren is hilarious.

And, as good as she is on Twitter, she's even better in video.





Seriously, someone give this woman a TV show. Where's Dan Harmon at? You're telling me she wouldn't kill as a recurring character on Community, Dan? You can't show a fellow lover of booze and comedy some love?

[*ahem* Speaking of which, Dan, you haven't returned any of my emails. Has your assistant been getting them to you? Dan? Dan?...]

Okay, I maayyyy be a little biased; I love Lauren. I'd even want to hang out with her if she wasn't hot—that's the male equivalent of true love! I love her so much, though, that I'm starting to get worried; the more I watch her suck down boxed wine, the more I think we might be related.

Wednesday, February 5, 2014

One for the Books

Don't you hate it when your book club night turns into a game of Edward 40 Hands? Story of my life, man.


Friday, October 18, 2013

Forget Me Not

All I'm going to say is...I recognize these women. I see them every time at the bar. Sometimes they're in my own crew.

That's all I'm saying.


Wednesday, August 7, 2013

Wifey Material: Natasha Leggero


Before last night, you may have known Natasha from her millions of quick-hit guest spots on TV shows. Or her killer quick-hit scene in He's Just Not That Into You. Or her stand-up. Or from her frequent appearances on Chelsea Lately. Or her hundreds of other appearances around the comedy world. Or her album, "Coke Money". Or Burning Love.

But forget all of that. Now, you can just call her my beautiful, drunken wife.

Tuesday, February 5, 2013

Foreign Policy

One of my favorite lesser-known comedians, Danny Bhoy, offers some perspective on the differences in drinking cultures here and in Europe.



I guess I'm Scottish—who knew? Well then...*pours glass of Glenlivet*

Friday, January 11, 2013

Thursday, December 20, 2012

The Holiday Drinking Game

Not that you need any help numbing yourself during the nuisance that is the month of December...

Friday, November 16, 2012

Change Up the Game

Sometimes, to turn the ordinary into the hilarious, all that's needed is one little change.

Wednesday, November 7, 2012

True Romance



No, Kiss Cam Guy, I love YOU. It's nice to see that the high beer prices in our nation's sports arenas aren't driving happy couples apart.

Thursday, October 18, 2012

Swedish Fishing

Will Ferrell is a damn fool. The Huffington Post uncovered four ads he's done for Old Milwaukee—in Sweden. There's not much I can say about these, other than...well...Will Ferrell is a damn fool. (These two are my favorites.)




Thursday, August 23, 2012

Work It Out

Who wants to be my spotter?


Also: This would certainly give a new slant to the phrase "hit the showers".

Saturday, August 18, 2012

Friday, August 17, 2012

Splashin' Balls on the Mountain


I don't know if this is fake, but I really, really want to keep believing that it isn't. How these two could have smuggled the fake pong table onto the ride, I don't... I REALLY want to keep believing that it's real.

Where's the sign-up sheet?

Thursday, August 2, 2012

Thursday, July 19, 2012

Highballin'

The boys of Fog & Smog like to keep it simple, even if the guy behind the bar doesn't.


Wednesday, June 20, 2012

Sharing is Caring

Excuse me, but might you assist me in the procurement of some brewed hops?





Spotted on Sex, Cigars and Booze's Twitter feed.