I literally have nothing to add here. Other than this: What's more foolhardy—operating a chainsaw while drunk, or operating a chainsaw while in your underwear? The answer is "C: Operating a chainsaw while drunk and in your underwear, and on skates."
Sir, your Rummy is in the mail. Instead of putting a special gift inside of it for you, I want you to pour some of that vodka into it and send it back. I've gotta try this stuff.
Thankfully, I don't skate. (Yet?)
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