Wifey Material: Jenny Johnson

If you're not on Twitter, chances are you've never heard of Jenny. But she's easily one of the funniest women around (at least on Twitter). And, as the tweet below shows, she knows how to get it in.

You know when you make a drink that's too strong and instead of pouring it out, you drink it and then you smell colors? Blue smells round...

— Jenny Johnson (@JennyJohnsonHi5) February 11, 2012