Wifey Material: An Instruction Manual

I don't know who the gal below is, but I love her. And she needs to teach classes. Ladies, in case you're wondering if you're wifey-worthy, ask yourself two things:

1. Did you ever think about sharing some Beam with your man?
2. Did you think you needed a glass to do so?

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