Friday, March 9, 2012

Money Ain't a Thang

Think you're a baller? Alex Hope begs to differ.

From Blame It on the Voices:
Alex Hope is a 23-year-old "whizkid" from England, who made a fortune by trading foreign currencies. He is also the current record holder of the most expensive receipt (at least, made public.) £203,948.80 (about $323,000) he spent at the UnderGround night club at the Hilton Hotel in Liverpool this Sunday, where he ordered, among others (including "pussy shots") a 30-liter bottle of Armand de Brignac champagne, priced £125,000.
Things I need to know immediately:
  1. Does he plan on using the 20% off voucher at the bottom of the receipt next Tuesday?
  2. Who is the girl posing with him?
  3. Does she come with a "Pussy" shot?
  4. *looking around* Does she come with a "Pussy" shot?
  5. Is Hope currently hiring entourage members?
  6. If so, where do I send a resume?
  7. If not, does he plan on partying in Pittsburgh anytime soon?

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