- I can't verify that this guy was drunk when he did this.
- There's not a whole lot of story here, just a horrible fail.
From Tampa Bay Online:
Authorities are looking for a bungling beer bandit who stumbled during the getaway, dropping his purloined potables.
Polk County sheriff's detectives are seeking information about a man stole two cases of Bud Light from the E-Z Food Store at 15 Acuff Road on Wednesday.
The man ran out of the store with the beer but apparently tripped over his own low-hanging pants. He dropped the beer but dived into the back seat of a waiting black Chevy Malibu that then sped off.
Rumors that Racktacular was the getaway driver have yet to be substantiated.