Thursday, February 4, 2010

Drunk Deputy Ends Up in Dog Cage

There have been plenty of times when my drunkeness has landed me in the proverbial dog house...

*thinks back on year-plus relationship with The Ex...sighs*

...but never in a literal one (though I do black out from time to time, sooooo...). In Tennessee, however, things are a little different. I'm not sure whether to file this story under "Fuck the police," or "Drunken feat that my friends and I will be challenged to top."
BLOUNTVILLE, Tenn. (AP) — A Sullivan County sheriff's deputy arrested on a drunken driving charge wound up in a dog house before he was taken to the big house.

According to an arrest report, the deputy became so belligerent that he had to be locked inside a K-9 cage in the back of a state trooper's patrol car.

And I have to give this quick two line paragraph a special thumbs up:
Osborne said he had to explain one field sobriety test to Bledsoe 18 times. He performed poorly.

That may be the best one-liner in journalism history.

1 comment:

jay5457 said...

He could have failed 2 of them miserably then just said, "You know what, let's just get this over with. I don't want to waste anymore of your or my time here. What's next, the hospital? Let's do it."

What kind of dick would do that? I'd like out with him.