Thursday, December 18, 2008

Happy Birthday, On the Rocks

Has it already been a year? 366 (it's a leap year, folks...duh) short days ago, a slice of boozer heaven was delivered to the world with a subtle yet joyful burbling reminiscent of vodka being poured over ice.

TJ and I have brought you cherished tales and embarrassing instances, conquests and moments of defeat; lap dances won and crazy strippers doing their crazy stripper thing. Brewski Fests, bachelor parties, and vacation adventures. Penis-drawn-on-the-face shamings, heartbreak, hangovers, and weddings. We've given you all of the crazy, blurry-visioned happenings that we call our everyday lives, and we thank you for taking time out of your days to read and laugh with (at) us.

Here's to another year of proving that alcohol isn't a crutch, it's a wheelchair. A motorized, turbo-charged one. Salud.


Wonderland Baby said...

Well said. I almost want to have that turned into a beer commercial. Happy Birthday on the rocks - you've comforted me in knowing that I'm not the only one in the world who has crazy, f**ked up, drunken moments. =)

Blogger said...

I've just installed iStripper, so I can watch the sexiest virtual strippers on my taskbar.