I’m presenting Sunday morning’s text exchange between my homegirl Alex and me without much context…for the moment. That’s because (a.) frankly it’s funny enough on its own, even without much background, and (b.) I’m hoping to actually write up as much of Saturday’s events as I can remember/publish without legally incriminating myself and others.
*wishes he was kidding*
Just know I was technically still sleeping during this. I don’t remember typing any of the AM parts, despite the convo spanning over 20 MINUTES. I think I went to the fridge and cracked open a Gatorade after the first exchange, but from there I went straight to bed and slept until 3 pm.