Tuesday, August 20, 2013

The Taste of Desire

Let me start by apologizing for not covering this when the news broke about 10 months ago. I have no excuse (aside from being in the midst of a job hunt). So I'm just going to blame TJ. I think it works better for everyone that way.

From The Huffington Post:
A German liquor company is turning heads this week due to its limited-edition line of spirits, which the brand promises were all poured over a model's naked breasts before being bottled, the New York Daily News reports.

The G-Spirits company, started by a pair of former bartenders, was founded on the principle that liquor is about both taste and that "special feeling" one gets when drinking.

"For us there is nothing more than the erotism of a beautiful woman," the website states. "To create the perfect taste we let every single drop of our spirits run over the breasts of a special type of woman, a type we recognize in this liquor.'

To that end, G-Spirits is offering rums, whiskeys and vodkas, every drop of which has been poured over a woman's chest.
This is officially the first time I've been more interested in watching the bottling process than drinking what ends up in the bottle.

The G. Whiskey No.1
Approx. $179.00 (plus s&h)
Our G.Whisky No.1 is a unique, 12year old single malt whisky from Scotland (cask strength).

Loose yourself in a world full of autumn gold, matured in former Sherry casks, and feel the warmth of Alexa [Varga] (Playmate Of The Year 2012), whose breasts it´s poured over. Its unbelievably versatile flavours range from roasted almonds, dried fruit, and toffee, to honey, vanilla, baked apples and cinnamon. Its finish is harmonic, well balanced, spicy, and long-lasting.

The G. Vodka No.1
Approx. $153.00 (plus s&h)
G.Vodka No.1 stands for utmost purity, clarity, consummate taste. Created out of the best harvest of French winter barley, distilled six times and diluted with purest springwater to the desired drinking strength, it was poured over the breasts of Evelin [Aubert]. This makes it an incomparable G-Spirit. Explore its ice-cold breath and enjoy the stunning beauty of its representative Evelin drop by drop.

The G. Rum No.1
Approx. $166.00 (plus s&h)
The G.Rum No.1 is assembled from various very old types of tropical rum. It owes its incomparable, perfectly balanced, soft, but still heady finish to its double-aging. After storing it in ex-bourbon cask for 10 years and 1 year in barrels of French oak, it is poured over Amina [Malakona]'s breasts, which lends it an unique erotic character. Flavours of ripe banana, vanilla, sugarcane and roasted coconut carry your senses into a Caribbean world, making you dream of being on holiday, intensified due to its long-lasting and well defined aftertaste.

If you've been paying attention to Crooked Straight over the past few weeks, I think it's obvious that of these three options, I'm going to choose the rum, despite being a professed whiskey lover. Who am I to go against my new wifey?

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