If you're willing to invest in a top-shelf selection of booze for your house, it's worth showcasing it properly. For instance, inside this eight-foot tall 600 pound cluster bomb from the 1970s.
It's a behemoth of a conversation piece, and there's no reason to freak out about keeping it at home since It's been completely deactivated. It is, however, completely capable of getting you bombed in a different sense altogether.
A product design engineer living in Charlotte, North Carolina, has figured out a way to easily and securely suspend bottles from the top of a fridge using magnets, freeing up empty space in your fridge for whatever else it is you consume.Who can deny a man of such dynamic vision? Click here to fund bottleLoft. Welcome to the 21st century.
The device is simple enough: an eight-inch plastic strip outfitted with a row of three extremely strong neodymium magnets. Those magnets are encased in steel cups, to focus their magnetic strength. The strip is held to the fridge by a high-grade adhesive tape that works at low temperatures.
The product is called bottleLoft, and its creator, Brian Conti, is using Kickstarter to bring his invention from prototype to market. With 23 days to go, he's more than halfway to meeting his $20,000 goal and plans to ship the products by January 2015.
As an established drinker, I treat hangovers like police departments treat Black citizens: an unpleasant but incurable fact of life. I have yet to test out a hangover cure that wasn't total bullshit. Put fluids and food in you, get as much sleep as your schedule will allow, and keep a toilet nearby, just in case. Really, those are the only tools afforded to us in this world.As the Vice editor for a major online publication, my email inbox is constantly flooded with requests from companies asking me to get wasted and try their "miracle hangover cure." Most of it is nonsense. Needless to say, I was a bit skeptical when a box full of hundreds—literally hundreds—of Drinkwel pills appeared on my desk. I'm a smart drinker nowadays...for the most part. I drink in moderation, try not to mix, and hardly ever shove anything weird down my throat anymore...Interesting. But I'm still skeptical. Jeremy lists a five-day "binge" of testing Drinkwel on different types of drinking nights, but few of his alcohol intakes sound all that threatening to begin with. His hardest night sounds like a happy hour for my friends and I.
...But after my long boozy night, I popped three before bed and woke up feeling amazing. Like I had drank a glass of milk and been in bed before Letterman. Like I had fallen asleep in a hammock near a lake. Like a spring chicken covered in dandelions and doused in morning dew. Something like that.
Introducing the first ever beer bong holder that hangs on a typical door way. Just slip in any regular beer bong into the holders, pour your beverage of choice into the funnel, and race up to three people to see who’s the fastest. Change the way you look at doing beer bongs and once you try our Bro Bong you’ll never want to use a regular one again. The Bro Bong will be sure to make for one of the best nights you'll never remember.
Designed to be easily installed on any door frame without the use of tools or hardware, take the Bro Bong with you to parties or just hang it on any door in your house. Built in L.E.D lights turn on with a push of a button for hours of fun. Beer bongs slip right in and out of the hanger for easy cleanup and also have a built in shut-off valve so everyone can start at the same time.
Attention all tailgaters, the Alcohol and Tobacco Tax and Trade Bureau has approved powdered alcohol according to Bevlog, a beverage industry law blog. That’s right, powdered alcohol you can add to your food, your drinks, or you know, just put in your mouth like Pop Rocks and let the magic happen.The chances for this invention to be misued by anyone with a hint of an imagination ("Oh hey, boss. Just putting a little sugar in my coffee...") are too numerous to count. I think you can expect to see some kind of regulation brought about pretty quickly. But presuming they don't flat out ban Palcohol, this is big. Easily-concealed, easily-transported booze available anytime you have a Coke at McDonald's or just feel like a bump while you're walking through the store? Dear god.
Meet Palcohol, the substance that is talking directly to football fans in their copy:
Maybe you’re a college football fan. So many stadiums don’t even serve alcohol. What’s that about; watching football without drinking?! That’s almost criminal. Bring Palcohol in and enjoy the game.
What’s worse than going to a concert, sporting event, etc. and having to pay $10, $15, $20 for a mixed drink with tax and tip. Are you kidding me?! Take Palcohol into the venue and enjoy a mixed drink for a fraction of the cost.
And just in case you were worried about snorting it, yes according to the website you can snort Palcohol, but that’s not using the product responsibly.Well, I guess we all know how this one ends, don't we?
Weekend Bulletin: The Anchorman's favorite booze — and his own brand at that — is coming to market and a liquor store near you. In some of the best news since Ben & Jerry's made primetime and LEGO got that signature coif, Great Odin's Raven, a Scotch (of course), is hitting shelves sometime this December. While exact pricing and availability are still unknown, there has been breaking updates that it is indeed a 40% ABV blend of whiskies from Speyside, Highlands, and Islay, featuring a healthy amount of jazz flute fruit flavor.
A German liquor company is turning heads this week due to its limited-edition line of spirits, which the brand promises were all poured over a model's naked breasts before being bottled, the New York Daily News reports.This is officially the first time I've been more interested in watching the bottling process than drinking what ends up in the bottle.
The G-Spirits company, started by a pair of former bartenders, was founded on the principle that liquor is about both taste and that "special feeling" one gets when drinking.
"For us there is nothing more than the erotism of a beautiful woman," the website states. "To create the perfect taste we let every single drop of our spirits run over the breasts of a special type of woman, a type we recognize in this liquor.'
To that end, G-Spirits is offering rums, whiskeys and vodkas, every drop of which has been poured over a woman's chest.
Our G.Whisky No.1 is a unique, 12year old single malt whisky from Scotland (cask strength).
Loose yourself in a world full of autumn gold, matured in former Sherry casks, and feel the warmth of Alexa [Varga] (Playmate Of The Year 2012), whose breasts it´s poured over. Its unbelievably versatile flavours range from roasted almonds, dried fruit, and toffee, to honey, vanilla, baked apples and cinnamon. Its finish is harmonic, well balanced, spicy, and long-lasting.
G.Vodka No.1 stands for utmost purity, clarity, consummate taste. Created out of the best harvest of French winter barley, distilled six times and diluted with purest springwater to the desired drinking strength, it was poured over the breasts of Evelin [Aubert]. This makes it an incomparable G-Spirit. Explore its ice-cold breath and enjoy the stunning beauty of its representative Evelin drop by drop.
The G.Rum No.1 is assembled from various very old types of tropical rum. It owes its incomparable, perfectly balanced, soft, but still heady finish to its double-aging. After storing it in ex-bourbon cask for 10 years and 1 year in barrels of French oak, it is poured over Amina [Malakona]'s breasts, which lends it an unique erotic character. Flavours of ripe banana, vanilla, sugarcane and roasted coconut carry your senses into a Caribbean world, making you dream of being on holiday, intensified due to its long-lasting and well defined aftertaste.
There is something though that they will never be able to ban and will most likely not be given a second glance when entering the game, tampons. The Tampon Flask is an ingenious invention that allows you to conceal up to 1 oz of booze per tampon, luckily they come in a pack of 5.Five ounces may not sound like much, but that's a solid two drinks (if you're mixing them with an occasional Coke or ginger ale) and a shot to supplement the $10 beers the stadiums hock these days.
The gourmet ice cream-ists at Portland's Salt & Straw have concocted a nationally available, mesmerizingly tasty, limited-edition flavor for Thrillist they're calling "Ripped City", which mashes notes of Aviation gin, Pinot Blanc-infused sea salt, and...unsweetened dark chocolate.The video below is a comical take on this concoction's creation. It's also a fairly accurate depiction of my methods for creating new cocktails.
Ready for an extra shot of fun? This shaker and dice set is grown-up drinking game for people with a thirst for adventure. It comes with a set of eight wooden dice and a working, 16 ounce cocktail shaker that will help you shake up your drink menu, spontaneously generating unique cocktail combinations--including your brand new favorite!If you've ever tried creating a new drink of your own, you'll surely appreciate the brilliance of Cocktail Dice. It's like Russian Roulette with booze. How can that possibly go wrong?
The dice are marked with a variety of potent "variables", from basic liquors like gin and rum, to fruit juices, seasonings and soda waters. Roll the six colored dice, survey the results and eliminate up to two of them to determine your recipe. Roll the two black and white dice to reveal how your cocktail will be prepared and served. With a new surprise to savor with every use, this set will add an extra kick to your next party, as well as offering a fun way for you to explore your liquor cabinet and expand your mixological expertise.
Weighing just 1.14 grams (.04 oz.) KeyShark is the World's lightest keychain bottle opener. That's less than half the weight of a U.S. dime! How did we do it?I see you, KeyShark. And, at only $5 (and only $1 for shipping and handling), I plan on seeing you in my mailbox, too. Very soon.
Highly engineered using the same sophisticated stress analysis and optimization techniques used to design aircraft tooling, KeyShark is lightweight, ergonomic and comfortable to use. KeyShark uses your own keys for leverage and seamlessly integrates the index or middle finger in optimal position in use. Fabricated from the highest strength tempered aerospace aluminum using a state of the art waterjet cutting process, KeyShark provides minimum weight and maximum performance.
Price: $13.99There are ten different styles available. Get your order in now, to be sure they get there by Memorial Day Weekend.
TITS Beer Pong Set
Sink your colored balls in these custom TITS beer pong cups! BP sets come with 10 standard 16 oz. plastic cups and two TITS ping pong balls. Choose from all the 'College Ain't Cheap' colorways!
NOTE: Once supplies get low, we cannot guarantee that the color of the ping pong balls will match the colorway given in the product's title. (Based on availability)
Fill Cool Shooters with water, freeze, and then pop out four fully-formed frozen shot glasses.
Just imagine being able to watch the bowl games and not have to get up and grab another beverage from the kitchen. In this scenario both the man and the gentleman are appeased. The man is happy with his beverage in hand, while the gentleman is quietly satisfied knowing that his brother does not have one.Simple, but brilliant. It's like having a career woman for a wife, who comes home and pulls off her power suit to reveal a French maid outfit. Sadly, those are much more difficult to find...and to afford. But at least now you can enjoy a cold beer from your end table during breaks in your search.
The Man Tables are available in three finishes; Tobacco, Espresso, and Black. Each of the three finishes are paired with hardware that accents the woods shine and luster. We offer the tables to be picked up or shipped anywhere in the U.S.
Recognizing the harmonious balance between beer & candy, then spending literally no time thinking of a name, Beer Candy.Though, if she's really a keeper, she'll want to skip the gifts and candy, buy a bottle of good scotch, and spend an evening together trying to break every bed, couch, table, and counter in her place. Alas, a good woman is just so hard to find.
Created by a CA home-brewer whose first effort turned a bitter lambic into a sticky lolli-hop, Beercandy’s pulled together a package of their sweetest goods, and’ll hand it over for just $35. Here’s what you get:
- 12 assorted caramels: Gooey fillings homemade with different brews (stout, IPA, raspberry lambic...), then covered with white, milk, or dark chocolate chosen to set off the suds’ specific notes
- Bag of taffy + bag of HopDrops: A beery version of the timeless chewy indulgence, and bittersweet hard candies made with real hop oil
- 6-pack cooler: A branded satchel, so you’ll never have to go anywhere without cold ones, which once Beyonce had to be, and you always have to drink.
