Ripped City, Bitch

You scream. I scream. We all scream...until the police get called and "public intoxication" charges get filed.

Salt & Straw are some folks I'd like to know personally. Especially if it would score me free pints of their latest creation: Ripped City.

From Thrillist:

The gourmet ice cream-ists at Portland's Salt & Straw have concocted a nationally available, mesmerizingly tasty, limited-edition flavor for Thrillist they're calling "Ripped City", which mashes notes of Aviation gin, Pinot Blanc-infused sea salt, and...unsweetened dark chocolate.

The video below is a comical take on this concoction's creation. It's also a fairly accurate depiction of my methods for creating new cocktails.