This was inevitable. Loyal readers know I'm a huge fan of Jessica. She may even be the one for me—THE future Ex. Mrs. D.E.F.I. And this is true, deep, and mature devotion—her flawless beauty has nothing to do with it, I swear.
Okay, a little to do with it. ...A lot to do with it.
But my schoolboy crushobsession love isn't based solely on shallow, sexual infatuation. No, this is a true pairing of soulmates. My evidence?