This guy gives white trash—and alcoholics—a bad name.
Although, that being said... Wouldn't it seem logical that a "babies for beer" program could be created, using official adoption agencies? I mean, there are plenty of people out there who want kids but can't have them, for various health reasons. And if someone is demented enough to trade their baby for a couple of 40s...well, would you really consider that person fit to parent in the first place? I think this is an idea worth exploring.
(And with more guys like this drinking themselves to death in the gutter, there's more room at the bar for respectable sots like myself to stumble around harmlessly. Just saying...)