Wifey Material: Oktoberfest Frauleins

Okay, so technically they're Polish. But, if I can manage to trip up Dupa as we race in their direction, it won't matter.

Prost!

Man Men down!

Don't worry, they're not dead (so far as we know). They're just at Oktoberfest. Alan Taylor gathered 34 fantastic photos of the annual German bacchanalia for The Atlantic. I've provided a few of them here, but the full gallery is definitely worth a look. Unless seeing these is causing you to seethe with jealousy because you can't go. In which case, I totally understand. Totes.

Wifey Material: Hayden Panettiere

She's always been a sweetheart. Apparently she's also a quality boozehound, as this picture of her partying it up at Oktoberfest (and looking delish in the process) proves.

Spin Cycle

Oktoberfest is a magical event. And, as you can probably guess, it's on my bucket list. But, if you're like me and haven't gone yet, you might do well to make the same mental note that I just did: When you finally get there, stay away from the funhouse.

If only this guy had the same foresight.


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