Relationship Goals (Part 2)

I really want to like these two. They both seem like amazing people, and look like they're really meant for each other. But I'm seething with jealousy that I didn't get to do this first.

...Actually, I'm really just jealous of Justin. Jill is beautiful, cool as hell, drinks whiskey, and...SHE HAS THE WORD "SIP" RIGHT IN HER LAST NAME! Justin, man, please tell me you took her name!

Wifey Material: Natasha Leggero

Before last night, you may have known Natasha from her millions of quick-hit guest spots on TV shows. Or her killer quick-hit scene in He's Just Not That Into You. Or her stand-up. Or from her frequent appearances on Chelsea Lately. Or her hundreds of other appearances around the comedy world. Or her album, "Coke Money". Or Burning Love.

But forget all of that. Now, you can just call her my beautiful, drunken wife.

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