Some Men are Lucky

I've been meaning to post this for over a year now. In May 2012, I wrote about having attended the perfect wedding. My boy Ton and his blushing bride threw a boozy, comfortably-attired bash in the wilds of Ohio. The blog post quickly caught their attention, and spent a week being passed around on facebook by their various friends and family. Then, later that year, I got their thank you card:

To the end, Mrs. Ton is beauty, grace, and cool as hell. Cheers to the lucky ones who actually marry the gals made of wifey material.

Wifey Material: Courtnie

From FHM:

02 She recently discovered that she can balance a beer on her bum. "That was a very proud day."

...Need I say more?

Life in the Key of Drunk

I like Keely Flaherty. I don't know her personally, but I think we get each other.

From Buzzfeed:

What 16 Normal Things
Look Like When You’re Drunk

One for the Books

Don't you hate it when your book club night turns into a game of Edward 40 Hands? Story of my life, man.