When you're so drunk you can't even handle a simple trip to the store to buy another case. Hilarious clip here. And take note: it's still daylight outside while this is happening.
(the security cam footage freezes early on, but stick with it)
A good woman is hard to find. A good one who is beautiful is even rarer. And a beautiful one who can ride a bar stool in a circle while perfectly pouring a beer? The only word coming to mind is "wifey".
